Birthday Party
Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, United StatesWhy do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got stuff all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your
Kitten Adoption Day
Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, United StatesI've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick
Dinner Party
The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, United StatesLook, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one…I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the
Cupcake Decorating
The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, United StatesOh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now.
Weekend Long Adventure
Cambridge University Library West Road, Cambridge, United KingdomDear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a
Movie Marathon
Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, United StatesOne of our volunteers spent a career as an English teacher and is fond of saying how he is “Left-Brained.” I present to you, case in point.
Farmer’s Market
Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St., Lahaina, United StatesOne of our volunteers spent a career as an English teacher and is fond of saying how he is “Left-Brained.” I present to you, case in point.
